In light of April 1st, here are some feel good tooth and dentistry jokes that will keep your next visit to the dentist light hearted.
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: What is a dentist’s favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don’t know, the dentist kept it.
“Open wider.” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer
A: “You have a hole in one. ”
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: “The Dentist will see you now.”
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist
Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist
When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of “Painless” dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. “He’s a fake ! ” he told his mates. “He’s not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him – and he yelled like anyone else.